25.3.05
it just keeps getting weirder
Two humourous things occurred today.Firstly, I am reading "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves", and I highly recommend it to anyone who has fond relationship with grammar and punctuation. It makes me laugh out loud. I don't know if this constitutes a humorous thing that occurred, but that brings us to the second thing:
Secondly, I was taking the bus and noticed a guy in the back telling a rambling story to his friend. The bus stopped and I went to the door, where a little queue had formed. The rambler got to the door first, but was letting people pass before him. There was a girl and me. He spoke, "Go ahead, China..." as he held the door for her, and continued, "Israel..." as he held it for me. I turned around to look at the girl in front of me. She was Asian. I turned back to look at the guy. I gave him a big smile and laughed all the way to the subway.
posted by a girl @ 07:07
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18.3.05
my 'hood
I met my friend's girlfriend.We intersected paths at the street corner, exchanged pleasantries:
-- Hi, it's nice to meet you. -- Nice to meet you, too.
They were going to dinner and we were going to have beers.
-- Have a nice dinner. -- Thanks!
Wait, she says. Do I know you from somewhere?
I answer: Do you hang out at the library?
Such is my life, but if you've gotta hang out in one place, it might as well be the public bibliotheque.
posted by a girl @ 12:46
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12.3.05
another friday night except
another friday nightanother snow storm
except this time I found tulips on the street
there were four of them, and another that hadn't yet flowered
following tradition, I separated them into odd quantities
I took them home on the subway with me
just me, my umbrella, my backpack, my purse, and my tulips
some foreigners drunkenly asked me where I got them from
I replied, I found them on the street
and we went on, they out and me in (the subway)
posted by a girl @ 00:36
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