1.2.07
a great idea that will bring you million$$$!
Aparently I am a scofflaw. Look it up! I didn't know what it meant, but now I am wiser. Yes, it is true.I got a brilliant idea today. It was so good I couldn't even verbalise it properly, because I was laughing too hard. Okay. You have a meeting with some people who are high up in the company. The only thing they ask of you is the status of your part of the project. It gets pretty tedious. You're bored of their meetings and of their indifference. So this is what you do:
You take your notebook, and on one page, you draw a life-size representation of a hand with a certain finger sticking up sky-wards. Next, you attend the meeting, and sit quiety in your corner, I mean seat. When they call upon you to give them the status, you make as if you're scanning your notebook for your notes, flip to the designated page, and turn it so that it is facing away from you (and towards the rest of the room).
Then you proceed, "according to my records, we're well ahead of schedule..." and so on. They will be too stunned to listen to you. In fact, they will look at you quite differently after that.
You don't have to thank me. Just send me money via paypal.
posted by a girl @ 20:20
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