9.7.07
sms you
in interest of conserving space on my mobile phone, I will regurgitate all our clever sms-witicisms here:<- A: "You are so wonderfully weird."
-> A: "I mean, i don't even properly believe in god. I think i'm an animist!"
<- A: "I'm waiting in the security line with a little girl named lily and her 17 month old younger quintuplet sisters. yowzers. Each has a 'monkey on my back' body harness and is wearing a yellow jumpsuit. They're going to nyc for an update on the montel williams show."
-> K: "Oh my god, I just spit out half my lunch - chicken sandwich from upstairs. Those guys don't know how to cook like i don't know hindi!"
<- K: "I've only been turning on my phone for the past 2 nights to set the alarm so i'm not sure if you finished digesting that sandwich, but i totally agree." <- K: "I think we should boycott freedom cafe not based on religious bias but gastronomical bias." -> D: "I am silently judging you"
-> M: "I'm reading Ali & Nino. Great quote: 'a wise rule teaches: "before you trust your camel to allah's protection, tie it fast on to your fense"'. I dig!"
-> A: "If you could see this... fireworks for independence day, and in front of the display, a giant statue of Lenin, who lives on the roof of the building opposite us!"
<- T: "cingular is the devil. i can't pay b/c there is no "submit" button on the page. what the fuck! i'll try on another comp."
<- B: "You swam in the EAST RIVER? Ha ha.. Probably like swimming in the ocean in DAKAR"
<-E: "You are right, i do not think Bushwick is right for me."
<- A: "... reminds me of when i was a child eating dumplings..."
<- T: "Sweet! I see moose, crap in an outhouse, and eat grains! Plus seaweed."
<- T: "Im on the bus to portland. The driver is such a weirdo hippy freak. The west coast is so different than the east."
<- E: "Did you know that Mos Def was arrested? Also I am bored"
<- E: "Too bad you want to go to architecture school."
<- K: "... And he wont be crippled for long."
<- E: "I remember when... girls were goodie two shoes but now they turned to freaks"
<- E: "We won 2 awards: best bribery ever and most relentless fucking bribery. my friend gave the judges acid."
<- M: "Wow! Great! Amazing! Look, put three table spoons of salt in tepid water and gargle for real long. It is superb! And disgusting too."
<- M: "Oh! Whats wrong with us? Really too much. just got back from boiling walk in town. Urk. Give me the north pole please!"
posted by a girl @ 11:17
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