21.10.07
It's lonely over here
Aparently, on jdate, you cannot instant message yourself. This is really too damn bad, because it seems that's the only way I'll be able to talk to someone normal.If you know me, that really turned out to be a hysterical sentence!
posted by a girl @ 21:16
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18.10.07
jdate offensive continues
I thought it'd be different. Unfortunately, jdate is a downer. I write people all sorts of witticisms and no one responds. Maybe my humour is too high-brow for them.Another instant messenger exchange:
LoveBuzz333: shello?
myusername: hi
LoveBuzz333: hi - don't mean to bug you - you look nice...
LoveBuzz333: what are u up to??
myusername: hey, not much... just trying to sort out what to do tonight (if anything)
myusername: what about yourself?
LoveBuzz333: is it bc it's thursday that you want to do smthing or are you a go-outer??
LoveBuzz333: go out alot
myusername: i wish i went out a lot. unfortunately i fall asleep early
myusername: i think thursday is a good day to go out
myusername: but it's tiring
LoveBuzz333: I'm sleepy now : D - nothing personal!
LoveBuzz333: it's easy to feel tired if u work all day
LoveBuzz333: do u work in mnhtn??
LoveBuzz333: i was at a restaurant on bryan tpark today
myusername: sorry, hold on one minute -- phone call
LoveBuzz333: koi
LoveBuzz333: k
myusername: yeah, i work in the city, right around union square. i actually went past bryant park today
myusername: it's a great day for the park
LoveBuzz333: i thought maybe u lived near there - base on your interests......what do you do 4 work
myusername: computer stuff
myusername: no i would hate to live in midtown
LoveBuzz333: r u jewish??
myusername: yeah. are you?
myusername: are there a lot of people on jdate who aren't jewish?
(end of conversation. he actually didn't even have the gaul to close the window after he ignored a question I was asking out of politeness when I answered HIS!)
posted by a girl @ 19:10
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16.10.07
Is this jdate thing for real?
I recently bit the proverbial bullet (did I really just type that???) and joined jdate. My god. What was I thinking? This is a conversation I had with someone who instant messaged me on the site. I should have quit after the first grammatical error. If you ask me, apostrophes are crucial to the English language.mike154877: hi
myusername: hi
mike154877: hows it going?
myusername: not bad... it's monday and already the panic has set in!
mike154877: lol
mike154877: im mike
myusername: i'm (my real name here)
mike154877: where in the city?
myusername: the village. what about you?
mike154877: midtown east
myusername: what's that neighbourhood like at night?
mike154877: its ok
mike154877: what kind of relationship are you looking for?
myusername: what do you mean? in what sense?
myusername: hopefully a normal one
mike154877: well what are you looking for?
myusername: a guy who is fun and exciting and interested in lots of different stuff
mike154877: im looking for a casual thing
myusername: oh i'm definitely not -- sorry
*** mike154877's IM window is closed
Mothfucking Jdaters! yes, I meant to write the word mothfucker.
posted by a girl @ 23:04
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