more SMSes that I don't want to part with:


<- T: "Yes it's a sacrifice to the gods of warmth and water!"

<- T: "I can bear weight now!"

<- M: "Very shitty indeed! But not the end of the world. Just another dead end... blah!"

-> M: "Met fun, engaging & attractive Spaniard. Doesn't speak english! Spent 1/2 the day speaking spanish, a language I don't know. Am learning."

<- M: "Drinking like any Homo sovieticus!"

<- M: "Mongolia nearly killed me."

<- M: "Poor you. It may warm your heart to know Komil sends his greetings. He was indeed interested in your health! He is in Tashkent. Only you lack!"

<- A: "My dear, here, they would have already shot the tax evador. I think now it's funnier for you."

<- A: "The heart of a woman is very fragile."

<- A: "Ah, now I see what the deal is. I didn't know you were also such a romantic!"

-> A: "I'm not a romantic, I'm a realist! Ha ha."

<- M: "It's too much vodka, that's all I can say. Lately I have a tail of incredible men after me, and i have no idea why. I have a new bf in france. 9 years younger."

<- M: "Have some very juicy details for you! Wedding was great. Topped it with asian supersex! Just greaaat!"

<- R: "Feliz ano novo!"

-> R: "¡Hola mi sabrosa!"

-> E: "Hola, esta mensaje va probar tu conocimiento de español!"

-> E: "Oh my god, a girl next to me at b&h dairy is asking her friend if greenpoint is or is not wburgh & if it has river views!"

-> T: "I am high off of benadryl. OY! Drinking as much water as possible."

-> M: "I am already inspired by south americans!"

Necessity.
Idiocy and other virtues.

ennui without order

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