10.7.08
Psycho SMS
This is a series of hi-larious text message exchanges with the evil "contractor", aka "artist" whom I hired to do some construction in my house... which he fucked up beyond belief.

This SMS I received after I told him to get his tools and materials and leave, because the house was uninhabitable and I was not about to pay him for wrecking it.

"It cost me over 400 dollars yesterday to start your job. You gave me nothing. I offered to clean up at cost even if you did the cleaning. And take it out of the job money. Now I am out a lot of money. You don't cair. This is the type of things that are going on in the city. Now I have to borrow money to pay my cell phone bill. So if you think about it homeless people are homeless because they don't want to deal with work or bills. There is no trust left in the big apple."
-- 05.08.2008 15:18:27

After a long series of exchanges via phone, he still didn't do what we agreed on. I wrote to him:

"Dan, you left the shovel & light. I also can't find where you put the keys. Please let me know where they are, and how i can get you your stuff."
-- 5.14.2008 7.55.41

He responded:

"A mongoloid attempted to beat me up on the a train. He put a babushka in my hand and said give up your keys. Now I haven't any keys but I have a realy cool hat. By the way that hat I now have cost me 400 bux. And a russian dude has your keys.o well.
-- 5.14.2008 22:13:04

"I will pick up my stuff when I have the money to do so. You basically ripped me off. It cost me 400 dollars that day and you did not give me a dime. I haven't any cash on hand to yet hire someone to help me return the plaster nor a man with a van to get the rest of my stuff. You have no guilt about not paying for my losses. Carma will bite you in the ass everytime. You can not breathe that crap in.it will give you cancer. You have told me and won't let me clean the mess. I will pick up my stuff when they reopen your bulding"
-- 05.15.2008 11.45.36

The series ends with the following:

"Fuck you"
-- 06.10.2008 10.21.28

Oh yeah, asshole. Real mature.
posted by a girl @ 06:17
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